Bit Of A Change

This time its not going to be a regular post, i usually select a random D-list celeb and a random misdemeanour and i have my story. Today, for a bit of a change, i've decided to post some words and phrases i made up (with some help from Kev) which you should try to use instead of spreading vicious rumours this week. This is not like a dictionary, i couldn't be bothered arranging them alphabetically and some descriptions are just lazy.



Beppen - Sudden jerk when waking when you shouldnt be asleep (e.g. on a bus), usually accompanied by "AAAAGH!"
I'm a little tired, i hope i dont beppen on the bus.



Twangled - To be tired and confused
I just beppened on the bus, must be twangled.



Ragatastic - Well dressed/good looking
That person's ragatastic



Oblicable - Conforming to a common stereotype
Most black people are Oblicable



Mersodic - Slightly lopsided but its hard to tell
The man wore mersodic glasses



Moponging - The act of dropping a rack of CDs and they go all over the place
Bloody hell! I just moponged =[.



Guinea pig's garden - Where you go when you die in an operation before resuscitation
Bloody hell! I was in the Guinea Pig's garden for a while!



Backseat footballer - Somebody who tells a foootballer what they should've done now they have the hindsight but wouldn't have known any better than the footballer if it was them, usually lengthy and unsolicited.
Bloody backseat footballers ruin the game.





5 Facts:
1. Vegetarians love animals (except for fish, they can fucking die!)
2. Deckchairs grown on some trees in south east Asia.
3. Elephants look good with tatoos.
4. Armadillos can use computers, the worlds most dangerous hackers are actually Armadillos.
5. My enemies will be like swiss cheese with blood coming out of the holes.