Mark Lamarr

Britains favourite funnyman Mark Lamarr is well known for his casual wit and successful quick-fire gameshow style. He has disappeared from our screens in recent months, many have speculated it to be a scandal involving drugs or the abuse of animals.

Those who speculated drugs were right.

IHP is a charitable organisation dedicated to providing donated medical aid to communities in the developing world. They link the UK medical community, pharmaceutical and medical supply companies and government, with organisations and individuals involved in providing humanitarian aid to the world's most needy. Their aim is to enable those delivering healthcare to the poor in low income countries, and to the needy in times of disaster, to increase their effectiveness and capacity to do more by providing greater access to quality donated medicines, medical supplies and supply chain management skills, therefore Lamarr is a drug dealer of sorts.
On the matter he cites "It's very much a dream job and i'm making a name for myself as a notorias drug dealer at the moment. I can't see a return to Buzzcocks again while Jupitus is still around, i couldnt stand that man. Amstell can fuck off too!"
Lamarr has also changed his official name to Goliath and insists that any stone/rock-like objects be removed from any room that he enters.

In celebration of Evana Lynch's (Luna Lovegood in HP) 18th birthday yesterday
5 Evanna facts:
1. Evanna Lives in Termonfeckin, Ireland.
2. Evanna has inside-out eyelids.
3. Evanna had a bit-part as "dock commander" in the first series of "Star Trek"
4. Evanna has a tattoo of a tractor on the back of her left thigh.
5. Evanna is made of steel.