Richard Blackwood

Britains favourite comedian Richard Blackwood has not always been the fun loving entertainer that we know him as today. He once speculated that had he not "made it in showbusiness" he would have been a graphic designer, designing buildings. However details of his past life came to light recently after a public broadcast from his old employer. Blackwood used to be employed as an animal control officer where he earned the knickname the terrier tickler amoungst his colleagues for his antics involving stray dogs that had already had a rough time. Suffice to say, if these dogs were human children Blackwood would still be in prison. At the time his "quality" was accepted amongst the trade and to some was seen as an endearing trait, such was the brutal "big bad dog catcher" mindset of days gone by.

5 facts:
1. Stevie Wonder is actually Top Gears The stig.
2. Montreal was the only city to host the olympics and lose money in 1976.
3. The Eiffel Tower is made completely of CGI.
4. Hoerenkast means toast in dutch.
5. Charmander was the only pokémon that had teeth.